Decal

THE MAGIC SQUARE OF ORDER THREE
Black with clear background
5" x 5"
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Hey, this sticker is a "chick" magnet.  I can not tell you how many chicks I have met with this decal on the back of my computer. 

Heres what to do to meet chicks: 

1.  Take your decal (and laptop) to a coffee shop.

2.  Be willing to hang out for at least four hours.  You will probably be required to buy something so look forward to drinking lots of coffee.  I have been able to do this for under $5.00.

3.  Wait.  Soon, chicks will be asking  you "Hey, whats with the numbers?"  This is your opportunity.  It may be best to have an answer ready to go, like:

"These are not just numbers in a random sequence, this is a most powerful cosmo-magical symbol used by the ancient Chinese."

Now, chicks love to hear words like cosmic and magical, so you have already scored some points.  Do not mention Pythagorean Triads just yet, you might lose them. 

Next:

Well, I do not know what to do next, this is far as I have gone.  But it does work!!!!!

Also, if that does not work you may run into someone who also has the sticker on the back of their laptop.  This would be akin to finding your  long lost brother (or sister), think of the excitement of discovering another magic square nerd like ourselves!

For an example of  sticker usage, see notebook 3.